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lonelysandwich:

Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center

This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:

A) I don’t know how to say that.

B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.

C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.

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NOTES: 130 10/9/09, 11:51am SHORT URL: http://tumblr.com/xu23g6zgd
 
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