Something terrifying is going on at the USAA call center
This is what happens when you call USAA at midnight because you’re locked out of your account. Okay:
A) I don’t know how to say that.
B) Please hold while I change my pants, crap them a second and third time, then cry in the shower.
C) I saw District 9. This does not end well.
Oh lieber Gott im Himmel.
See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Call_of_Cthulhu
would need to explain any thing. Have
It hurts to laugh this hard while having an existential moment of dread…simultaneously.