I have wanted to HAVE my own talk radio program. Not a political one, just a hilarious one.

I called in to a radio show about 15 years ago to request “Nailed Down” by Whiteheart. I waited on hold, and they said they were going to put me on the air. YES! So when I got on, the DJ warned me not to get too close to the radio with the phone, but I did anyway and, naturally, the audio started feeding back loudly, and I sounded like a major loser. So that was the last time I did that.