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This pretty much sums up my feelings on the new Indiana Jones movie:
“…It was garbage. If you’re going to make a ridiculous movie about aliens, don’t do it with a successful franchise whose roots are deeply entrenched in religious mysticism. And while you’re at it, don’t write absurd dialogue that no human (even in the 1950’s) would ever utter. Mutt swinging from vines with the monkeys to get back in the duck? Seriously? This movie was a cartoon, just like the Star Wars prequels. I could even let all of that go if the ending hadn’t been so god-awful. A live alien? I don’t care how much of an homage this was to sci-fi camp, it’s still a flaming turd and George Lucas should be whipped for his continuing obsession with destroying successful franchises.”

—written by “Gartumbulous”, a commenter at Rotten Tomatoes.

(And speaking of Rotten Tomatoes… I’m really not sure I can trust it anymore…given that this film received a 78% rating. I mean, If 78% of the movie critics out there gave it a thumbs up, then 78% of the movie critics out there are retards.)

 
  1. jonehrlich reblogged this from bendelaney and added:
    Ever think that if 78% of the critics liked it, that maybe you may be the one that’s off? Just a thought.
  2. bendelaney posted this