Man, I wish the Tumblr audio player had a volume control. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve casually hit “play,” only to suddenly find that I’ve ripped my headphones off of my ears in a panic-induced rage after being attacked by the loudness.

I mean, really, is a volume control THAT hard? My Mac system volume was at 50%. Not exactly deafness-causing for all other normal computing activities. Apparently 50% system volume equals 1000% Tumblr volume.