Mr. Anonymous has apparently been busy lately and it’s super late so I’m gonna cut loose and answer these 4 bizarre questions one after the other while listening to The Whitest Boy Alive (a pretty chill new band I was introduced to today).

So, to answer this one: No I don’t know anyone who owns ferrets. That seems like it ought to be fairly easy to deduce. I think the presence of one or more ferrets in a friend of mine’s home would be one of those “red flag” moments where I take a good hard look at the friendship and where it’s headed.

Nah just kiddin’; I’m not that shallow. I love the smell of fresh ferret dander on my friends. Who wouldn’t?!

[Oh, and to answer part 2 of your question: 1 Million Years.]