No I don’t I really hate it.

So I tried making the following status update on Facebook a couple minutes ago, but it was apparently too long to BE a status update, so I’m putting it here.

I just discovered how fun (and what a rush) it was to type a really horrible HORRIBLE status update — something sure to make me sound like the World’s Biggest Jerk — and just look at it, knowing that all it would take would be ONE click of one little blue button to send it hurtling out into infamy. The sensation is uncannily akin to standing on a high balcony, and leaning into the railing. Then I just hit delete. I close Facebook and move on. That’s really the extent of my Facebook experience these days. Anyway, try that sometime. It’s fun.