Myles and I just made 3 climbing routes (for him… mostly) around the kitchen. This included the counter-tops, refrigerator, oven, oven hood (yes, on top), and the island; also spanned across the counter-bar into the dining room, then across again into the living room, up onto and across the fireplace mantle, and then back down onto the coffee table). Only rules: no touching the ground, no touching the stove burners (set to High) (just kidding but I seriously contemplated it… I know(!)), and no touching that one rabid piranha pond on that one part of the kitchen counter.

(He uses my body as a human bridge to make it across the big gaps — a nice degree-of-difficulty element.)

So you know: This Is Fun.